Dynamic Duo

Dynamic Duo

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Aisle · kitchen-degrease

🍳 Kitchen Degrease

GREASE? GONE.

The hob, the hood, the horror behind the toaster. Citrus-cut foam that eats baked-on grease in one pass.

The shelf

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🧴BEST SELLER

Grease Goblin

Citrus foam that chews through baked-on hob grease.

$12.00 · 750ml 4.9
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Oven Ogre

Overnight gel for oven doors and grill racks.

$14.50 · 500ml 4.7
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Hood Hero

Extractor filter soak. Drop it in, walk away.

$9.00 · 4 tabs 4.6
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🫧Crew pick

Hob Hero Foam

Clings to cold grease for sixty seconds, then leaves in one wipe.

$11.50 · 750ml 4.9
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Oven Paste Pot

Fume free bicarb paste for glass, racks and the door seal.

$9.00 · 400g 4.7
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📦TEST

Delivery Test Sample

A $1.00 test parcel: place the order, watch it move from packed to shipped to delivered, and confirm tracking works before real merch ships.

$1.00 · Sample 5

Hacks for this room

4 min · Easy

The Four Minute Hob

"That hob has SEEN things."
"Four minutes. Watch."

Spray Grease Goblin, count to ninety while it foams, then wipe in one direction with a damp cloth. Buff dry. Never scrub a hot hob — heat sets the grease.

20 min · Medium

Fridge Reset Ritual

"Something in here is alive."
"Shelves out. Top to bottom. Go."

Empty one shelf at a time so nothing thaws. Warm water plus a drop of plant spray, dry immediately, then bicarb in an open jar at the back to hold the smell down.

10 min · Easy

The oven door sandwich

"That glass is cloudy for life."
"Paste it, shut it, forget it for an hour."

Mix bicarb with a splash of water into a paste, spread on the inside glass, close the door and walk away for an hour. Wipe out with a damp cloth, then buff dry. No blade, no fumes.

3 min · Easy

Fridge shelf shuffle

"I have to empty the whole fridge?"
"One shelf a night. Seven nights, new fridge."

Pull one shelf, wipe with warm soapy water, dry, restock front-to-back with oldest first. A nightly two minute habit beats a two hour Saturday.

5 min · easy

Dwell time rules all

It sprayed and nothing happened!
You wiped it in four seconds. Chemistry needs a minute.

Every cleaner has a dwell time — degreasers want 2-5 minutes, limescale gels want 10. Spray the whole zone first, work another surface, then come back. You use less product and scrub half as hard.