The cast
Purple Power
Degreaser
Spray, wait, wipe. Waiting is the trick.
Clean Mode
Rinser
Rinse warm, dry cold. Streaks hate that.
Spongebolt
Scrubber
Two sides, two jobs. Never mix them.
Broomhilda
Sweeper
Sweep to a corner, not a doorway.
Bucketron
Water chief
Two buckets. One dirty, one clean.
Sudsy Sue
Foamer
Foam clings. Liquid runs. Choose foam.
Chrome Kid
Shower ace
Squeegee daily, scrub never.
Glass Ghost
Window pro
Newspaper beats cloth on glass.
Lint Lord
Laundry
Shake it out before it hits the drum.
Grease Buster
Kitchen
Hot pan, cold cloth, instant lift.
Inka Octo
Multitasker
Eight jobs, one pass, zero backtracking.
Flamingo Fresh
Freshener
Deodorise the air, not the mess.
Tentakleen
Corner hunter
Corners first, middles later.
Peacock Polish
Shiner
Buff in circles, finish in lines.
Buzz Bristle
Grout
Toothbrush the grout, thank me later.
Lion of Lather
Motivator
Ten minutes loud beats an hour quiet.
Steam Dragon
Steamer
Steam loosens, cloth removes.
Sharkmop
Floors
Mop backwards out of the room.
Slow Shine
Wood care
Oil thin, oil often.
Owl of Odours
Smell detective
Find the source. Sprays lie.
Chill Chem
Fridge duty
Empty shelf, warm cloth, cold rinse.
Eagle Eye
Inspector
Check at eye level, then kneel.
Drain Snake
Plumbing
Boiling water first. Chemicals last.
Scorch Scrub
Oven
Bicarb paste overnight. No elbow needed.
Web Wrangler
Ceilings
High to low, always.
Dust Flutter
Duster
Damp cloth. Dry cloth just relocates dust.
Trail Eraser
Slime jobs
Dry it, then lift it. Never smear.
Puff Buff
Upholstery
Blot, never rub.
Fossil Finder
Deep clean
Move the furniture once a season.
Rex Reset
Big messes
Bin bag before bottle.
Cuddle Care
Kids' rooms
Baskets beat shelves for toys.
Panda Pair
Duos
Two people, one room, half the time.
Sly Shortcut
Speed
Set a timer. Panic is productive.
Night Shift
Late cleaner
Kitchen at night, morning wins.
Bin Bandit
Waste
Wash the bin, not just the bag.
Bear Grip
Heavy lifting
Slide, don't drag.
Boar Brush
Carpets
Brush the pile back up after vacuuming.
Unicorn Gloss
Finishing
Last wipe decides the look.
Trot Tidy
Routine
Same order every time builds speed.
Milk Spill
Accidents
Cold water on dairy. Always cold.
Mud Marshal
Entryways
Doormat inside and out.
Coop Keeper
Pets
Vacuum before you mop, twice with pets.
Duck Dry
Drying
Air dry beats cloth dry on tiles.
Swan Smooth
Ironing
Steam damp, press dry.
Feast Fixer
After parties
Soak everything, then walk away.
Hop Hoover
Vacuum
Slow strokes lift more than fast ones.
Stash Squirrel
Storage
One in, one out. Forever.
Prickle Polish
Detailing
Cocktail stick for the tiny corners.
Snap Sanitise
Germs
Contact time beats scrubbing time.
Seal Shine
Sealing
Seal stone once a year, cry never.
Whale Wash
Big loads
Half load, full rinse.
Filter Fin
Appliances
Clean the filter or clean twice.
Claw Clean
Tough stains
Work the edge inward.
Crab Crevice
Gaps
Old card + cloth = perfect crevice tool.
Shell Sparkle
Bathrooms
Vinegar for lime, never for stone.
Cactus Calm
Dry rooms
Dust more where the air is dry.
Sunny Side
Mornings
Ten-minute morning reset. That's it.
Lucky Lint
Fabrics
Rubber glove picks up pet hair free.
Wave Rinse
Rinsing
Rinse twice, dry once.
Heat Hero
Hot jobs
Warm water dissolves what cold can't.
Frost Fix
Gum & wax
Freeze it, crack it, lift it.
Zap Speed
Blitz mode
Fifteen minutes, one room, no phone.
Whirl Winder
Chaos
Clear floor first. It changes the room.
Moon Mop
Night routine
Sink empty before bed. Non-negotiable.
Comet Cloth
Microfibre
Fold in four. Eight clean faces.
Ring Rotator
Rotation
Rotate deep tasks weekly.
Orbit Order
Planning
Clean in loops, never zig-zag.
Launch Lad
Starting
Start with the sink. Momentum follows.
SUDS-9
AI assistant
Tell me the room and the minutes.
Pixel Pat
Screens
Dry microfibre only. No spray on screens.
Sir Sheen
Formal rooms
Polish sparing, buff generous.
Stain Sleuth
Stain ID
Identify before you attack.
Wizard Wipe
Miracle jobs
Bicarb + vinegar, but never together.
Elf Edge
Skirting
Skirting boards last, always.
Count Clean
Dark surfaces
Dark surfaces show dust. Dust twice.
Zom-Buff
Reviving
Old cloth, new life: boil it.
Genie Gleam
Wishes
Three products beat thirty.
Merscrub
Wet rooms
Ventilate or you'll clean mould next.
Captain Cleanup
Team lead
Delegate by room, not by task.
Mess Villain
The enemy
I thrive when you leave it 'til later.
Ninja Neat
Silent tidy
Tidy as you leave a room.
Foreman Foam
Renovations
Dust sheets cost less than regret.
Chef Degrease
Kitchens
Clean while it's still warm.
Space Sweep
Zero clutter
Surfaces are not storage.
Wrench Wipe
Garages
Cat litter soaks up oil.
Rockstar Rinse
Energy
One loud song, one full sink.
Field Fresh
Outdoors
Sweep before you hose.
Prof Protocol
Teaching
Write the routine down once.
Judge Judy Grime
Standards
Clean means dry, too.
Blaze Buster
Emergencies
Contain the spill before you clean it.
Doctor Dilute
Chemistry
Dilution is the cheapest upgrade.
Salsa Sweep
Rhythm
Clean to the beat, finish sooner.
Disco Duster
Fun
Make it a show, not a chore.
Ringmaster Rag
Big jobs
Announce the order, then follow it.
Palette Pro
Surfaces
Test in a hidden spot first.
Target Tidy
Focus
One room, done fully, beats five half-done.
Trophy Trade
Pride
Finish with something that shines.
Ice Cube Ivan
Odours
Ice cubes clean the disposal unit.
Citrus Sam
Natural
Lemon cuts lime and smells honest.
Bubble Baron
Suds
More suds is not more clean.
